Re: If College Students Wrote the Bible

deji wrote:
> > If College Students Wrote the Bible
> >
> > * The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
> >
> > * The Ten Commandments would actually be only five; double spaced and
> > written in large font.
> >
> > * A new edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.
> >
> > * Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.
> >
> > * Paul's letter to the Romans would become Paul's E-mail to abuse@romans.gov.
> >
> > * Reason Cain killed Abel; they were roommates.
> >
> > * Reason why Moses and followers walked the desert for 40 years; they
> > didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
> >
> > * Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the
> > seventh, he would have put it off until the night before it was due
> > and then pulled an all-nighter.
> >