Joke

A man had just travelled to a hot climate to avoid the cold of winter and was expecting his wife who was on a business trip to join him the following day. He decided to send his wife an email saying he had arrived safely. Unfortunately he had misplaced his wife's email address and could only guess. He tried but unfortunately for him he missed one letter and the email was sent instead to the wife of a preacher who had just died the day before.
The preacher's wife opened her inbox, screamed and fainted. When everyone else in the house rushed up to see what was wrong, this was the message on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Expecting your arrival tomorrow.
your eternally loving husband.
p.s it sure is hot down here.

Slow Down

This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital.
It was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement

AFTER THE POEM.
SLOW DANCE

Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.
Do you run through each day On the fly?
When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head?
You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.
Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? A
nd in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,"Hi" You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift.... T
hrown away.
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower Hear the music Before the song is over.
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You're so beautiful to me

YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL TO ME

I thought about you for ages
Even before the start of time

I contemplated everything

That went into your design

I fashioned you completely

Uniquely through and through

I didn't start with someone else

Then slightly change them into you

I thought about your future

Dreamed what you could be

Then I got to work creating

Someone the world has never seen

I thought about your appearance

And knew you'd want the looks

That would find your picture taken

And put on magazines and books

Sometimes you'll want to question

Why you look the way you do

I chose to take your beauty

And pour it all inside of you

You see, when I came to make your beauty

I decided what I'd made

Was too precious for the outside

Where the years would make it fade

So I put it all into your heart

Protected from your age

Knowing then that you could radiate

Through life at every stage

I know you will question

And to question you are free

But be assured of this my child

You're so beautiful to me.

Re: The dream

Ur dream is ur desire, ur desire is ur sentiments, ur
sentiment is ur love, ur love is ur heart, ur heart is
ur spouse, ur spouse is ur future, ur future is ur
destiny, ur destiny is ur ambition, ur ambition is ur
inspiration, ur inspiration is ur motivation, ur
motivation is ur belief, ur belief is ur peace, ur
peace is ur target, ur target is heaven, heaven is ur
home. If God has been treating u good, send this to
all ur friends including me, have a lovely day ahead