intereseting stuff!!
Why do we press harder on a remote control
when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient
funds" when they know thereis not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say
there are four billion stars,but check when you
say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilised needles for death
by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
but ducks when you throwa revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces
for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
If the temperature is zero outside today and
it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold
will it be?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still
apes?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
what are the others doing here?
Do married people live longer than single ones
or does it only seem longer?
If someone with a split personality threatens
to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
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